Ooops ... Blunder big time !

For "cari makan", I am the policy and process governess. I create policy follow by the responding standards and processes.
Those do not follow process, by reason of ignorance or simply "degil, will have to "fill up the except1on and exempt1on" form. Then they need to get it signed by the my boss boss and his/her boss.

Now ... that's when it is the policy and processes within my area.
What if I am the one who "fail" to comply to policy and processes from other areas ?

Tak ke fenin makcik governess.

Thousand apologies Ms C0uns3l, Ms Pr0cur3m3nt, Ms F1nanc3 ... all the oversight are not intended. Must have been due to the over-heavy workload that contribute to the unintended oversight.

Luckily a conversation w/ my lunch partner over a shared cup of teh tarik and 4 pieces of cekodok surface my ooops before it's to late and a good candidate for future aud1t item.

Step 1 : admit the mistake and apologize.
Step 2 : blog about it ... so next time i remember, hopefully
Step 3 : reverse the process and go backward with the processes that i've unintentionally missed out.

Ahhhh ! Have to reverse so many paperwork and even worse need to present to the t3nd3r committ33 ... aku malas betul le bab-bab ni.

I want to take another break.

Execuse me Sir, You're fired !

I never thought I will have to say that but after giving a month ++, I think I will not risk the Co's interest any further.

Nothing personal Sir ... while I value your skill in aud1t1ng area, but I do have to ask for your removal from this particular engagement.
I demand that your employer, who is currently our serv1ce provider, to send another personnel who can communicate.
So I can spend my time validating the content of the presentation and report, rather than playing "Mr Brown - Mind Your Language" role.

Me no speak Londong well but me can speak lah.
Me can say things in less than 12 words, me say. Me don't use too many words.
Me say "recommend" ... me not say "is found want1ng".
Me say "pa1n areas" me explain the problem, me not say what me see as observations.

Me say sorry to you Sir, but me have to put the Co's interest above all. Afterall it's the Co's money, not mine.
Execuse me Sir, you are fired.

p/s: I never thought I can be this harsh, but push me to the wall .. I got to do what I got to do.

When I'm feeling blue ....

* Tiupan angin lintang telah berlalu buat masa ini. Walaupun begitu cuaca masih sangat tidak menentu. Beberapa guruh dan petir masih sabung menyabung di selangi dengan gerimis, hujan panas dan juga hujan lebat. Untung saja belum ada hujan batu. Anyway, I pray the out-going Mdm will be blessed with more rezeki and for the up-going Mdm to be blessed with a lot of strength and wisdom. Me, the mokcik, will be happy still sitting by the pantry.

* Having "makan gaji" for close to 15 years, "politics" suprise me no more, but what still took me by suprise yesterday, was the "doer". I have thought of the person, with previous dealing, have been a more "better" person but then again, reality check, people do change when the carrot is "orange-ier". I must hv been ignoring the sign for too long, orrrr may be not ignoring, but more of "bersangka baik", or may be as my meal-mate says ... I am the very blurrr one. But my principle "do not harm others" stays ... tak pe lah kan, the truth will prevail.

* Charity side - I was again sadden by 2 incidents. Again the most unexpected turndown happen. Tak pe lah ... again ... anyway ... my friends at RALK is planning for a Hi Tea Amal Kasih ... do kelik-kelik here for more details.

*****Tuan-tuan dan Puan-puan, mari kita sama-sama tarik nafas ... hembus nafas ... dan nyanyikan lagu di bawah **********

When I am feeling blue, all I need to do is take a look at you ...

Then I am not so blue ...